The Republic of Batea del Nord is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jordina Bes with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 18.298 billion nortenies live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batea. The average income tax rate is 40.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Batea del Nordian economy, worth a remarkable 2,783 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 152,099 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists visit Batea del Nord to mass-moon Batea del Nordian politicians, edutainment video games are taking Batea del Nord's students to the next level, restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Batea del Nord, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Batea del Nord's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianism.

Batea del Nord is ranked 49,281^st in the world and 4^th in The ACSN for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,969.57 on the Gilded Widget Scale.