The Kingdom of Beanbean is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Bean with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 4.801 billion Beanbeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beanbean Castle Town. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beanbeanian economy, worth 753 trillion Beanbean Coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 156,942 Beanbean Coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', bris parties are all the rage, tourists visit Beanbean to mass-moon Beanbeanian politicians, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beanbean's national animal is the Pteranodon Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beanstar Worship.

Beanbean is ranked 225,448^th in the world and 10^th in Valkia for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,074.64 Standard Monetary Units.