The People's Republic of Constervatania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.356 billion Constervatanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amoratia. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Constervatanian economy, worth 682 trillion Constervatanian dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 92,751 Constervatanian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up, children are often observed making 'sand angels' in bunkers, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime is totally unknown. Constervatania's national animal is the hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Constervatania is ranked 284,125^th in the world and 4,978^th in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -14.07 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.