| Population | 31.611 billion |
| Capital | the world |
| Leader | a tired and angry old fart |
| Faith | forgotten |
| Currency | colostomy bag |
| Animal | really old cat |
The Weed-Choked Lawn of A mean old man is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by a tired and angry old fart with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, triple-decker prams, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 31.611 billion geriatrics are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the world. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient old as hell economy, worth an astonishing 10,963 trillion colostomy bags a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 346,836 colostomy bags, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
Maintaining economic growth is no laughing matter, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through a tired and angry old fart's window to draw attention to their issues, politicians' financial records are locked up tighter than the nation's colostomy bag reserves, and Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. A mean old man's national animal is the really old cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is forgotten.
A mean old man is ranked 34,058th in the world and 503rd in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 5,845.02 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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A mean old man was endorsed by 
The Just Married of VW53Aland.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Republic of Crestor.
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The Democratic Republic of ToMaroc.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Azur Lane Connoisseur of Awqnia.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Federation of Climbing to the Future.
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Disposable Incomes, Most World Assembly Endorsements, Most Influential, and Highest Average Incomes.
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The Republic of Bolshelviks Union.
- : A mean old man was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Avatar of Thanatos of Altys.
- : A mean old man was endorsed by
The Principality of Coada.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 379 » 
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