The Goin' Silent of Zukchiva is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Overlord Goose with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 13.894 billion Zukchivans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Seveni. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zukchivan economy, worth a remarkable 1,719 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 123,787 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, Overlord Goose always arrives fashionably late and smelling of mushrooms, government expenses are beyond compare, and increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times. Crime is totally unknown. Zukchiva's national animal is the Arctic-Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Zukchiva is ranked 149,942^nd in the world and 2,621^st in The East Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 438.42 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.