The All-American Kid of Beaver Cleaver is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Theodore Beaver Cleaver with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 4.58 billion Cleavers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mayfield. The average income tax rate is 61.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Cleaver economy, worth 89.2 trillion United States Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 19,478 United States Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisons in Beaver Cleaver are the summer homes of murderers, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and clergy never mention brand names for fear of losing their government subsidies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beaver Cleaver's national animal is the Nick the Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Beaver Cleaver is ranked 261,932^nd in the world and 116^th in The Bongos United for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 725.37 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.