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The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The Forbidden Paradise
Electric Dictator Bedebao
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Bedetopia

Population18.528 billion

CapitalThe βetaship
LeaderElectric Dictator Bedebao

Currencyβedollar
AnimalTentacled Lion of Venus

The 𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕕 Dystopia of Bedetopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Electric Dictator Bedebao with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.528 billion Bedetopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Healthcare and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The βetaship. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bedetopian economy, worth a remarkable 7,450 trillion βedollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 402,118 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, most academic research has ground to a halt, and dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Bedetopia's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bedetopia is ranked 91,388th in the world and 14th in The Maritimes for Rudest Citizens, with 52.85 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 2ndMost Conservative: 19thMost Corrupt Governments: 29thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 53rdLargest Black Market: 117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 120thHighest Poor Incomes: 130thHealthiest Citizens: 132ndMost Subsidized Industry: 185thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 212thLargest Governments: 229thLowest Crime Rates: 248thMost Secular: 296thHighest Average Tax Rates: 407thMost Authoritarian: 564thHighest Average Incomes: 774thBest Weather: 940thHighest Economic Output: 961stMost Extreme: 1,654thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,709thTop
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Most Avoided: 2,663rdMost Income Equality: 3,718thMost Efficient Economies: 8,293rdLargest Populations: 9,469thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,566thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,980th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Income Equality: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, military spending is on the increase.
  • : Bedetopia lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
  • : Bedetopia lodged a message on the The Maritimes Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
  • : Following new legislation in Bedetopia, political activists are routinely executed.

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