The Dictatorship of Bedetopian Capture Team B2 is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 21.685 billion Bedetopian Capture Team B2ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 43.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Bedetopian Capture Team B2ian economy, worth 209 trillion Bedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Pizza Delivery, Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,620 Bedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bedetopian Capture Team B2's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus.

Bedetopian Capture Team B2 is ranked 226,473^rd in the world and 1^st in Iron Order Base 2 for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 245.76 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.