The Dictatorship of Bedetopian Network Administrator is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 21.118 billion Bedetopian Network Administrators are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 49.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Bedetopian economy, worth 187 trillion βedollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 8,893 βedollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have been outlawed. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bedetopian Network Administrator's national animal is the Tentacled Lion of Venus.

Bedetopian Network Administrator is ranked 311,601^st in the world and 2^nd in Bedetopian Network for Highest Drug Use, scoring 10.44 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.