The Confederacy of Beedward is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lady Bee with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, hatred of cheese, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 27.706 billion Beedwardians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The thriving Beedwardian economy, worth a remarkable 3,449 trillion beeds a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 124,521 beeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, reporters who negatively comment on politicians' haircuts are cut from the news, and park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beedward's national animal is the archan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Beedward is ranked 241,020^th in the world and 26^th in Absolution for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -30.51 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.