The Kingdom of Beijaflor is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by King Eusebio II with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.686 billion Beijaflori are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brisamar. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The powerhouse Beijaflori economy, worth 261 trillion Beijãoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,853 Beijãoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 204,817 per year while the poor average 19,438, a ratio of 10.5 to 1.

It is cheaper to die in the wilderness than to survive, a flying elephant and King Eusebio II share the same nickname, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, and parents often leave their kids in the car while they attend mindfulness meditation sessions. Crime is moderate. Beijaflor's national animal is the Honey Badger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Beijaflor is ranked 198,433^rd in the world and 33^rd in Audinesca for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 400.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.