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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,572ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,364thMost Primitive: 24,917th
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Being a Wallflower

Population4.592 billion

Currencydollar
Animalleopard

The Perks of Being a Wallflower is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 4.592 billion Being a Wallflowerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 18.2%.

The thriving Being a Wallflowerian economy, worth 272 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,320 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, every workday begins with group therapy, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Being a Wallflower's national animal is the leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Being a Wallflower is ranked 86,997th in the world and 259th in Prison for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,473.99 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,572ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,364thMost Primitive: 24,917thMost Armed: 24,918thLargest Publishing Industry: 28,968th
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Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 34th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 38th in the region

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