The Nuclear Sovereign of Beinirham is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Sub-Sector Governor Beinir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.839 billion Beinirhamsters are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Old Keterickshire. The average income tax rate is 57.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Beinirhamish economy, worth a remarkable 9,603 trillion Bullets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 283,793 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beinirham's national animal is the Wild Grox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianity and Imperial Cult.

Beinirham is ranked 1,816^th in the world and 2^nd in Warhammer 40000 for Lowest Crime Rates, with 148.39 law-abiding acts per hour.