The Federal Republic of Belarum is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Evan Burke with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.022 billion Belarians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bastia. The average income tax rate is 73.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Belarian economy, worth an astonishing 10,766 trillion euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 283,158 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting the best Belarian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, President Evan Burke is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains. Crime is totally unknown. Belarum's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Belarum is ranked 14,417^th in the world and 12^th in European Union for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 74,470.71 Standard Monetary Units.