The United States of Belevia is a titanic, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.066 billion Belevians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Law & Order, with Defense, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The thriving Belevian economy, worth 721 trillion deniers a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 71,584 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 238,259 per year while the poor average 16,026, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Belevia's national animal is the eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Belevia is ranked 287,899^th in the world and 3,562^nd in The catholic military orders for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 533.93 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.