The Most Serene Republic of Belora Gyles is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Council of Isla Zadí with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, vat-grown people, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.256 billion Belora Gylesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isla Zadí. The average income tax rate is 88.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Belora Gylesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,504 trillion beloras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 162,497 beloras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snitches get riches, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics, and Belora Gylesian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode. Crime is totally unknown. Belora Gyles's national animal is the beluga whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is secularism.

Belora Gyles is ranked 18,002^nd in the world and 1^st in Lesbian for Lowest Crime Rates, with 91.41 law-abiding acts per hour.