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Most Armed: 441stHighest Crime Rates: 535thLargest Gambling Industry: 644th
The Robotic Alcoholics of
Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy
Volo, Ergo Sum
Influence
Contender
Bender, Grandfather of all Lounge
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Bending Unit 22

Population3.681 billion

CapitalNew New York
LeaderBender Rodriguez
FaithRobotology

CurrencyDollar
AnimalRobo-Fox

The Robotic Alcoholics of Bending Unit 22 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bender Rodriguez with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed population of 3.681 billion Robots have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Industry and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. The average income tax rate is 8.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Robotic economy, worth 814 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,012 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, AI chess masters play the Bongcloud opening to mock their human opponents, the cold war against capitalism is growing chillier by the day, and sniffer dogs check train passengers for body odour. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bending Unit 22's national animal is the Robo-Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Robotology.

Bending Unit 22 is ranked 327,013th in the world and 23rd in Hells Lounge for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -3.16 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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Most Armed: 441stHighest Crime Rates: 535thLargest Gambling Industry: 644thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 781stFattest Citizens: 896thMost Avoided: 933rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,013thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,408thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,639thRudest Citizens: 2,124thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3,754thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,162ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,057thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,079thLargest Mining Sector: 5,929thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,024thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,215thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,263rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,272ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,309thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,815thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,217thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,556thHighest Average Incomes: 8,847thMost Efficient Economies: 10,234thMost Secular: 10,286thMost Patriotic: 11,545thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,562ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,804thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,901stMost Cultured: 29,155thHighest Drug Use: 32,750th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the region

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