Population | 10.529 billion |
Capital | Benitoitia |
Leader | Rebecca Darklight |
Faith | Cult of Books |
Currency | Benitoite |
Animal | Colibri |
The Precious Gemnation of Benizloilhe is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rebecca Darklight with a fair hand, and remarkable for its lack of airports, compulsory vegetarianism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.529 billion Benizloilheans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benitoitia. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Benizloilhean economy, worth a remarkable 3,734 trillion Benitoites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 354,701 Benitoites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime is totally unknown. Benizloilhe's national animal is the Colibri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cult of Books.
Benizloilhe is ranked 657th in the world and 31st in Jeinnhezslhaunia for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 44,551.18 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Benizloilhe was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, sales of trenchcoats are on the rise.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams.
- : Following new legislation in Benizloilhe, astronomers are flocking to Benizloilhe to take advantage of its clear night skies.