The Republic of Benjamin Netanyahu is a mammoth, orderly nation, notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, parental licensing program, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 7.665 billion Benjamin Netanyahuans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Benjamin Netanyahuan economy, worth 519 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 67,821 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The rich are once again pinching pennies, wearing a daisy chain is a fast-track ticket to unemployment, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, and child labor has been outlawed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Benjamin Netanyahu's national animal is the dove, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Benjamin Netanyahu is ranked 73,439^th in the world and 75^th in Dimmersun for Most Cultured, scoring 68 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.