The Queendom of Beomodor is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 703 million Beomodorians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beoham. The average income tax rate is 28.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Beomodorian economy, worth 32.3 trillion honeycombs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,919 honeycombs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, bike rage is all the rage, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beomodor's national animal is the Honey bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Beomodor is ranked 45,565^th in the world and 10^th in Hiding Place for Nicest Citizens, with 18.02 average smiles per day.