The District of Beormar is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Liard with a fair hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 22.145 billion Marians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.2%.

The strong Beormarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,382 trillion aurums a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 62,449 aurums, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 402,492 per year while the poor average 3,914, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Beormar has designated District City as its capital city, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, and Liard has just been declared ruler of Beormar in an international press conference. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Beormar's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Beormar is ranked 258,741^st in the world and 1^st in Birmingham for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.79 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.