Population | 10.921 billion |
Capital | Merum |
Leader | King Dante Kriska II |
Faith | Ultruism |
Currency | Caerokian Cron |
Animal | Cyan Swan |
The Semi-Constitutional Monarchy of Berukio Imperiuk is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Dante Kriska II with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.921 billion Caerokians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Merum. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.5%.
The all-consuming Caerokian economy, worth 959 trillion Caerokian Crons a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 87,826 Caerokian Crons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 316,458 per year while the poor average 17,429, a ratio of 18.2 to 1.
The military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", emojis are the soul of wit, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay, and a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berukio Imperiuk's national animal is the Cyan Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ultruism.
Berukio Imperiuk is ranked 209,175th in the world and 132nd in Barbaria for Most Stationary, with 37.4345593752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Berukio Imperiuk's influence in Barbaria rose from "Hatchling" to "Squire".
- : Berukio Imperiuk altered its national flag.
- : Berukio Imperiuk relocated from Balder to Barbaria.
- : Berukio Imperiuk was refounded in Balder.
- : Berukio Imperiuk ceased to exist in Barbaria.
- : Berukio Imperiuk lodged a message on the Barbaria Regional Message Board.
- : Berukio Imperiuk changed its national currency to "Caerokian Cron" and its motto to "People need to get over themselves...".
- : Following new legislation in Berukio Imperiuk, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Berukio Imperiuk, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
- : Following new legislation in Berukio Imperiuk, emojis are the soul of wit.