The United States of Beta Colony 2 is a titanic, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning Rattlesnake population. The hard-working population of 19.253 billion Beta Colony 2ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 20.3%.

The Beta Colony 2ian economy, worth 812 trillion Deneroes a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 42,184 Deneroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beta Colony 2's national animal is the Rattlesnake, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Beta Colony 2 is ranked 213,667^th in the world and 1^st in Beta Boisterous for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 law-abiding acts per hour.