The Yandere Baka of Betchioviche is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its ban on automobiles, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.92 billion Betchiovicheans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gartrzske. The average income tax rate is 54.6%.

The strong Betchiovichean economy, worth 153 trillion Betchivols a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,007 Betchivols, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Raccoons are plump and satiated, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, political activists are routinely executed, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Betchioviche's national animal is the Horses that looks like Zebras, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Horsesism.

Betchioviche is ranked 73,497^th in the world and 83^rd in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Highest Poor Incomes, with 40,941.84 Standard Monetary Units.