The Republic of Bewitched is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 9.995 billion Bewitchedians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 20.6%.

The Bewitchedian economy, worth 430 trillion francs a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 43,036 francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bewitched's national animal is the giraffe, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Bewitched is ranked 125,518^th in the world and 1,851^st in Artificial Solar System for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.