The Crazy Corporate Clique of Big Capitalists is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Monopoly with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 3.731 billion Capitalists are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stock Exchange. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Capitalist economy, worth 486 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 130,285 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,178,919 per year while the poor average 1,713, a ratio of 687 to 1.

Personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, mining is the nation's most dangerous occupation, and public enemies often walk home with spotless garments and crime records. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Big Capitalists's national animal is the AI, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is McDonalds.

Big Capitalists is ranked 39,411^th in the world and 3^rd in RealTacoMan Frontier for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,966.66 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.