The Anocratic empire of Bigpipstan is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Bigpip with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.918 billion Imperials are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial castle. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Imperial economy, worth a remarkable 3,092 trillion CBDCS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 222,187 CBDCS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's green cities are indeed concrete jungles, betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training, and Emperor Bigpip panders to nontraditional families. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bigpipstan's national animal is the Gootraxian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Neo-Harmonism.

Bigpipstan is ranked 1,100^th in the world and 1^st in Pony planets for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 15,174.07 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.