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Most Armed: 3,235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,942ndMost Devout: 5,830th
The Rogue Nation of
Moralistic Democracy
MAGA
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Bilderberg 8

Population11.113 billion

CurrencyEuro
AnimalWombat

The Rogue Nation of Bilderberg 8 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.113 billion Bilderberg 8ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bilderberg 8ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,392 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,287 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government snoops on private internet connections, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bilderberg 8's national animal is the Wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bilderberg 8 is ranked 11,898th in the world and 10th in New Bilderberg Group for Most Corrupt Governments, with 140.23 kickbacks per hour.

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Most Armed: 3,235thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,942ndMost Devout: 5,830thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,850thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,337thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,499thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,894thMost Efficient Economies: 6,900thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,038thLargest Black Market: 7,238thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,525thRudest Citizens: 8,250thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,274thHighest Average Incomes: 8,396thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8,961stHighest Economic Output: 9,907thMost Developed: 10,932ndLargest Publishing Industry: 11,759thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,798thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,129thLargest Governments: 12,247thLowest Crime Rates: 12,762ndSmartest Citizens: 13,332ndMost Patriotic: 13,367thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,319thLargest Agricultural Sector: 16,664thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,350thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,677thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,212thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,252ndMost Advanced Public Education: 22,894thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,781stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25,465thHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,101st
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Bilderberg 8 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, students do more community service than homework.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, supervisors in Bilderberg 8 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, organ donation is compulsory.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Bilderberg 8ian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
  • : Bilderberg 8's influence in New Bilderberg Group fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".

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