Population | 11.113 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Wombat |
The Rogue Nation of Bilderberg 8 is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.113 billion Bilderberg 8ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Bilderberg 8ian economy, worth a remarkable 2,392 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 215,287 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government snoops on private internet connections, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and students do more community service than homework. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bilderberg 8's national animal is the Wombat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Bilderberg 8 is ranked 11,898th in the world and 10th in New Bilderberg Group for Most Corrupt Governments, with 140.23 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Bilderberg 8 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes, Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Largest Black Market.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, students do more community service than homework.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, the government snoops on private internet connections.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, supervisors in Bilderberg 8 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, organ donation is compulsory.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Bilderberg 8ian democracy.
- : Following new legislation in Bilderberg 8, thousands of picky mothers-in-law have been recruited to serve as even pickier cookery instructors.
- : Bilderberg 8's influence in New Bilderberg Group fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".