The Matriarchy of Bimanumla is a titanic, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 13.819 billion Bimanumlans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Bimanumlan economy, worth 145 trillion lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 10,490 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bimanumla's national animal is the eagle.

Bimanumla is ranked 257,688^th in the world and 59^th in Yorkshire for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -3.58 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.