The République Française of Birmanie is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Charlotte-Amalie du Mainois with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and digital currency. The compassionate, humorless population of 21.503 billion birmans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Augusta-La-Grande. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient birman economy, worth a remarkable 4,623 trillion Rouble blancs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 215,038 Rouble blancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Civil engineers are undermining sinkholes, the recycled air in planes is nauseating, structures are raised on promises, and diaper-wrapped shawarma is a fan-favorite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Birmanie's national animal is the tigre de l'Amour, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianisme catholique.

Birmanie is ranked 3,843^rd in the world and 2^nd in CISB Reforged for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 90.32 on the Kitten Softness Rating.