The Pleasant Playground of Biscayne Park is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Groundskeeper Jay with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, lack of airports, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 32.86 billion Biscayne Parkians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Social Policy, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Squirreltown. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Biscayne Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 2,937 trillion parkian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,383 parkian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Groundskeeper Jay's credibility no favours, thieves claim they're simply working for the tax agency, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Biscayne Park's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Biscayne Park is ranked 303,155^th in the world and 12^th in T2R for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.75 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.