The Featured Wimpy Kid 11 Stall of Bite My Biscuits is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Biscuit Famous Greg Heffley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.401 billion Greg Citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey St Stall Featured Corp. The average income tax rate is 71.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Biscuitian economy, worth a remarkable 1,105 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 251,125 Biscuit Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, and international terrorists often get their weapons supply in Bite My Biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 196,195^th in the world and 4^th in Dragonstone for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 31.16 on the Bus Surprisal Index.