The Grand Duchy of Bite My Biscuits is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 454 million Greg Citizens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Upper Surrey Stall Featured Corporation. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The all-consuming Biscuitsian economy, worth 34.1 trillion Biscuit Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,059 Biscuit Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 239,497 per year while the poor average 17,883, a ratio of 13.4 to 1.

Postmen have been arrested in job lots for selling junk mail as home insulation, a third of Greg Citizens are e-certified CEOs, the wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, and group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bite My Biscuits's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bite My Biscuits is ranked 264,945^th in the world and 23^rd in Laguna for Most Secular, with 12.28 Atheism Rate.