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Most Armed: 1,158thHighest Crime Rates: 1,484thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,990th
The Syndicate of
Inoffensive Centrist Autocracy
Here be warriors...
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Black Flag Pirates

Population2.761 billion

CapitalMetropoli Atoll
LeaderArbiter
Faithpsychadelicc ghost pirates

CurrencyDoubloon
AnimalViper

The Syndicate of Black Flag Pirates is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Arbiter with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.761 billion Pirates have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metropoli Atoll. The average income tax rate is 25.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Piratic economy, worth 422 trillion Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 153,134 Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness', there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, and the past is set in stone. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Black Flag Pirates's national animal is the Viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is psychadelicc ghost pirates.

Black Flag Pirates is ranked 24,456th in the world and 7th in Pirate Paradise for Highest Average Incomes, with 153,134.56 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Most Armed: 1,158thHighest Crime Rates: 1,484thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,990thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,045thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,133rdFattest Citizens: 2,410thTop
5%
Most Avoided: 3,257thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,799thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,155thRudest Citizens: 4,592ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,675thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,729thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,499thLargest Retail Industry: 8,662ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,171stMost Inclusive: 11,628thMost Secular: 15,567thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,167thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,901stLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,884thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,062ndHighest Average Incomes: 24,456thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,744thLargest Publishing Industry: 26,435thMost Cultured: 26,696thHighest Drug Use: 28,437thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,585thLargest Black Market: 29,462ndSmartest Citizens: 30,593rd
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10%
Most Average: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the past is set in stone.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, there's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
  • : Black Flag Pirates's influence in Pirate Paradise rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, the big red machine has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, war is made in the name of love.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, crossword puzzles have been co-opted as a symbol of racial discrimination.
  • : Following new legislation in Black Flag Pirates, "Darwin's Disease" is a growing cause of death.
  • : Black Flag Pirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular and the Top 10% for Smartest Citizens.

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