The Kingdom of Blaenavon is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cari Owen with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.616 billion Blaenavonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charterhouse. The average income tax rate is 76.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blaenavonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,415 trillion Polar Crowns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 147,229 Polar Crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, the nation is stuck in permanent election mode as politicians demand constant do-overs, making up random numbers to name new asteroids is the bulk of astronomers' work, and waste collection professionals have been canned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blaenavon's national animal is the Red Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Blaenavon is ranked 314,966^th in the world and 30^th in Arctic for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -10.68 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.