The National People's Republic of Blangstan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Wali Nanggroë Manan Al-falah with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, devout population of 5.751 billion Blangians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuta Blang. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Blangstanian economy, worth 809 trillion Pengs a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,817 Pengs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The election for Wali Nanggroë Manan Al-falah's office's janitor is heating up, vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, the only thing that can pin down a "superhero" is red tape, and the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blangstan's national animal is the Rooster, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aswaja.

Blangstan is ranked 4,685^th in the world and 5^th in United Fascist Workers Association for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.07 law-abiding acts per hour.