The Ultimate Kotoha puppet of Blanket Fort Legion is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lulu Suzuhara with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.613 billion Blanket Fort Legionians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Healthcare, with Defense, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Glass Houses. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Blanket Fort Legionian economy, worth 68.9 trillion yen a year, is quite specialized and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Gambling. Average income is 42,710 yen, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 198,426 per year while the poor average 5,524, a ratio of 35.9 to 1.

Blanket Fort Legion has designated Glass Houses as its capital city, Lulu Suzuhara has just been declared ruler of Blanket Fort Legion in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Blanket Fort Legion's national animal is the raven.

Blanket Fort Legion is ranked 72,228^th in the world and 95^th in Hana Macchia for Most Primitive, scoring 36.74 on the Scary Big Number Scale.