The Radiant Knight of Blardillen is a titanic, pleasant nation, notable for its frequent executions, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.466 billion Blardillenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 16.3%.

The Blardillenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,003 trillion bans a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 51,555 bans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, punitive tariffs protect local industry, if you go into the woods today you're sure of a big surprise, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime is moderate. Blardillen's national animal is the tiger.

Blardillen is ranked 84,669^th in the world and 118^th in New England Patriots for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,757.31 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.