The Republic of BlazeFire is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and suspicion of poets. The devout population of 9.831 billion BlazeFireans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 34.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient BlazeFirean economy, worth 397 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,449 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

People are careful to avoid hyperbolising that they'd "rather die" than support Leader, formerly fertile fields are being leached dry of nutrients by intensive farming, sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, and the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BlazeFire's national animal is the Eagle, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

BlazeFire is ranked 175,837^th in the world and 13^th in Global Coalition for Humanity for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 334.04 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.