The Kingdom of Blimba is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King TuMe with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.276 billion Blimbans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Blimcisco. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Blimban economy, worth a remarkable 2,599 trillion Holy Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 170,185 Holy Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Blue bloods are welcome in Blimba, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, and a law degree is required before telling people not to drink and drive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blimba's national animal is the Sea Urchin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Hipposolesism.

Blimba is ranked 53,930^th in the world and 5^th in The Regected Realms for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,865.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.