The Lack of Foresight of Blind Drunk is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Lilly Satou with an even hand, and renowned for its suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 11.69 billion Blind Drunks have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yamaku. The average income tax rate is 20.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Blind Drunkian economy, worth 558 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 47,737 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines', young children are learning advanced physics to scientifically disprove the existence of Santa Claus, Blind Drunk's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, and the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blind Drunk's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Lillyism.

Blind Drunk is ranked 137,737^th in the world and 2^nd in Minecraft Jungle for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 513.15 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.