The Republic of Blobfishton is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 472 million Blobfishtonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 31.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Blobfishtonian economy, worth 22.7 trillion Money dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,142 Money dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Money dollars mansions, jokes told in elementary school often come back to haunt politicians, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", and the weather is the nation's most risqué topic of conversation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobfishton's national animal is the Blobfish, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Blobfishton is ranked 96,830^th in the world and 10^th in Sovereign Dominion for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,487.35 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.