The Breakaway State of Blobular is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Blobbem with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 31.037 billion Blobularians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blobtorn City. The average income tax rate is 65.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Blobularian economy, worth a remarkable 5,096 trillion Liteaniums a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 164,212 Liteaniums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, finders keepers is the law of the land, bilingual Blobularians are viewed with suspicion, and if someone says there's plenty of living space in Blobular they're lyin'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Blobular's national animal is the Bleb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blobular is ranked 326,642^nd in the world and 85^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 18.91 on the Bus Surprisal Index.