The Empire of Bloody Buttered Blooming Onions is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Spike with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, unlimited-speed roads, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 7.816 billion Bloody Buttered Blooming Onionsians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Bloody Buttered Blooming Onionsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,190 trillion kittens a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 280,299 kittens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,162,314 per year while the poor average 44,314, a ratio of 26.2 to 1.

The nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Bloody Buttered Blooming Onions's national animal is the kitten, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bloody Buttered Blooming Onions is ranked 25,820^th in the world and 476^th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 5,378.77 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.