The Flowery Fiefdom of Bloomfeld is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.359 billion Bloomfeldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.1%.

The all-consuming Bloomfeldian economy, worth 234 trillion Rosebucks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,376 Rosebucks, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, glamping Bloomfeldians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and nothing gets the party jumping like Leader specifying how high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bloomfeld's national animal is the Flower Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bloomfeld is ranked 36,042^nd in the world and 1^st in Flowerland for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,942.92 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.