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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 178thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 198thLargest Gambling Industry: 208th
The Dazzling Reflection of
Moralistic Democracy
демократія
Influence
Contender
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Blue Narcissus

Population35.593 billion

CapitalOasis of Perpetual Beauty
LeaderNarcissus

Currencymirror
Animalgorgeous self

The Dazzling Reflection of Blue Narcissus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Narcissus with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 35.593 billion Blue Narcissusians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oasis of Perpetual Beauty. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Blue Narcissusian economy, worth an astonishing 12,850 trillion mirrors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Gambling, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 361,045 mirrors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, email killed the radio star, exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes, and the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Blue Narcissus's national animal is the gorgeous self, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Blue Narcissus is ranked 289,860th in the world and 32nd in The Maritimes for Safest, scoring 3.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 178thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 198thLargest Gambling Industry: 208thMost Stationary: 275thLargest Insurance Industry: 317thHighest Disposable Incomes: 403rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 450thHighest Economic Output: 475thMost Avoided: 555thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 625thLargest Mining Sector: 645thFattest Citizens: 745thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 753rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 787thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 814thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 961stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,257thLargest Retail Industry: 1,557thHighest Average Incomes: 1,585thLargest Populations: 2,269thNudest: 2,311thHighest Crime Rates: 2,446thMost Secular: 2,911thTop
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Largest Black Market: 3,324thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,372ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,608thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,025thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,203rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,286thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,077thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,534thMost Influential: 5,688thRudest Citizens: 6,067thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,500thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,395thSmartest Citizens: 13,217thMost Efficient Economies: 13,928thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 21,805thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,829thMost Valuable International Artwork: 28,832nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the region

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