The Proletarian Republic of BMoss is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Premier with an iron fist, and renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, rampant corporate plagiarism, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 25.144 billion BMossians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Defense, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mossopoly. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient BMossian economy, worth a remarkable 8,254 trillion Moss Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 328,300 Moss Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, one man's trash is another company's tax break, SOS from foreign ships mean "shoot on sight", and sweat stains are proof of political acumen. Crime is totally unknown. BMoss's national animal is the Jabberwock, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

BMoss is ranked 182,093^rd in the world and 1^st in United Nations of Atlantic for Largest Black Market, with 663 billion Standard Monetary Units.