The Colony of Boalvernaeth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.385 billion Boalvernaethians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 38.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Boalvernaethian economy, worth 440 trillion Citas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 35,590 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Boalvernaeth's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Boalvernaeth is ranked 131,656^th in the world and 1^st in Fascist And Communist Entente for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.58 law-abiding acts per hour.