The Militarized Dictatorship of Bob the 3ed is a behemoth, orderly nation, ruled by Bob The 277th with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 51.244 billion Bobites are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bob Mansion. The average income tax rate is 81.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Bobite economy, worth an astonishing 11,484 trillion Golden Denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,117 Golden Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and birdsong in the mountains has to be loud enough to drown out nearby jackhammers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bob the 3ed's national animal is the Clone, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bobism.

Bob the 3ed is ranked 316,562^nd in the world and 1^st in Bob the 3ed for Safest, scoring 7.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.