The War-Torn Brasilistani Lands of Boldonian Puppet is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by High General Andreas Weston with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.3 billion Brasilistanis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Volgograd. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.2%.

The thriving Brasilistani economy, worth 380 trillion Brasilistani rubles a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 88,570 Brasilistani rubles, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 538,672 per year while the poor average 6,462, a ratio of 83.3 to 1.

Military training in Boldonian Puppet emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs, High General Andreas Weston has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and High General Andreas Weston is the self-declared God of all Boldonian Puppet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Boldonian Puppet's national animal is the unexploded ordinance, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Brasilistani Armed Forces.

Boldonian Puppet is ranked 48,561^st in the world and 2^nd in Puppets of Boldonia 2 for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 54,736.83 Standard Monetary Units.