The Planet of Bondra is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 2.564 billion Bondrans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Bondran economy, worth 270 trillion Imperial Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 105,481 Imperial Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,790 per year while the poor average 24,256, a ratio of 14.2 to 1.

The Bondran Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, it is illegal to liberate slaves, Bondran Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, and fewer people are bathing as citizens must show ration stamps before they can turn on their faucets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bondra's national animal is the Kabasan Poverty Hound, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Bondra is ranked 230,920^th in the world and 7^th in Firmament for Most Secular, with 14.16 Atheism Rate.